Friday, March 30, 2012

If I Birthed Trig

if i did it
If  I birthed Trig

(PART 1)

If I was 7 months pregnant with my 5th baby

I would look 7 months pregnant in ALL photos ALL the time


If I were leaking any kind of fluid I would immediately be sent to the nearest medical facility to get checked out

If I were leaking ANY kind of fluid,
I would not attempt to get on a plane nope, no way, no how


 If I were 7.5 months pregnant it WOULD be APPARENT to any flight attendant -- they ALWAYS check seatbelts


If I were in labor with my premature DS baby I would not by- pass a state of the art neo natal facility in Anchorage in lieu of a Podunk facility that is not equipped for ‘high-risk’


If I were in premature labor my doctor would not need to induce


If my doctor needed to induce a premature labor he/she would wait and send us to neo-natal facility that is fully equipped with an NICU just in case, I would insist !


I would have lots pictures with my baby within hours of this “easy” birth


My hospital would not allow my preemie baby with a hole in his heart out into a germ-infested hallway for a photo-op with his grandparents


My preemie baby would not look li
ke he weighed 10 pounds and would be in an NICU


Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Another Stupid Ghostwritten Facebook Post for Sarah Palin

There she goes again...


In her daily struggle to remain relevant Sarah Palin once again attacks President Obama, this time for his open mic remark to Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, simply mentioning that he would have "more flexibility" on missile defense after the election. 

So via one of her favorite comment controlling bunkers (her ghostwritten Facebook page of course) she continues to spew her rhetoric, doing the GOP's dirty work.

(Start screech here/snark) "Whoever chooses to merely dismiss the significance of today’s exchange between our president and Russia’s president should have their intelligence and patriotism questioned."  (End screech here/snark)

Patriotism.  That is the word for today.  That is the word that stuck out for me in that sentence.  Of all people in all the towns and all the world to question patriotism- Sarah Palin.  The darling of the AIP, who courted the AIP, who's HINO (husband in name only, Todd Palin) was a member of the AIP for years.  Why is she constantly questioning patriotism; in her books, in her speeches everywhere and anywhere always questioning patriotism? Could it be a convenient cover for bigotry, perhaps? Could it be a tool of control in order to justify killing innocent people and doing it in the name of protecting our "Freedom"- that is immoral and would that belief of immorality make me unpatriotic?  I am proud of our country, our history our culture and our traditions, and protecting those values is what matters that is true patriotism.  But believing that your country is "best ever" only and exclusively and having hatred for those who choose a different life and believe in different values is not only arrogant but also ignorant and pathetically the latter is Sarah's version of patriotism - -it is evil and vicious. That is the immoral definition of patriotism. Sarah, you have no right questioning OPP (Other People's Patriotism) and more importantly questioning intelligence, really? Have you read my last post

Monday, March 26, 2012

Evidence...dun dun dunnnnn

Sarah Palin: Evidence of Ignorance
Not Saying she’s an ignoramus, she does that herself...
everytime she opens her mouth !

RotRoh        facepalm

1. "As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border." --Sarah Palin, explaining why Alaska's proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience, interview with CBS's Katie Couric, Sept. 24, 2008

2."All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years." --Sarah Palin, unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008

3. "I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you." --Sarah Palin, asked by Katie Couric to cite specific examples of how John McCain has pushed for more regulation in his 26 years in the Senate, CBS News interview, Sept. 24, 2008

4. Katie Couric: "What other Supreme Court decisions do you disagree with?" Sarah Palin: "Well, let's see. There's --of course --in the great history of America rulings there have been rulings, there's never going to be absolute consensus by every American. And there are -- those issues, again, like Roe v Wade where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So you know -- going through the history of America, there would be others but--"

5. Couric: "Can you think of any?" Palin: "Well, I could think of -- of any again, that could be best dealt with on a more local level. Maybe I would take issue with. But you know, as mayor, and then as governor and even as a Vice President, if I'm so privileged to serve, wouldn't be in a position of changing those things but in supporting the law of the land as it reads today." --unable to name any Supreme Court decisions other than Roe v. Wade, CBS News interview, Oct. 1, 2008

6. "In what respect, Charlie?" --Sarah Palin, after being asked if she agreed with the Bush Doctrine, ABC News interview, Sept. 11, 2008

7. "As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?" --Sarah Palin, interview with CNBC's "Kudlow & Co", July 2008

8. “I'm the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't.'" --Sarah Palin, as quoted by former City Council Member Nick Carney, after he raised objections about the $50,000 she spent renovating the mayor's office without approval of the city council

9.“They’re our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.”–Sarah Palin, on her foreign policy insights into Russia, ABC News interview, Sept. 11, 2008

10. "Well, I'm very, very pleased to be cleared of any legal wrongdoing ... any hint of any kind of unethical activity there," said Sarah Palin last Sunday, soon after she was found to have engaged in wrongdoing and unethical activity in the "Troopergate" investigation.     Again, a propensity for denial and lies, a deep aversion to reality -- not the best ways to signal your commitment to "change" from "politics as usual."

11. "I'm the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't.'" --Sarah Palin, as quoted by former City Council Member Nick Carney, after he raised objections about the $50,000 she spent renovating the mayor's office without approval of the city council.

12. "Only dead fish go with the flow." --Sarah Palin, quitting, July 3, 2009

13. "I love that smell of the emissions!" --Sarah Palin, at a motorcycle rally in Washington, D.C., where she rode in on a Harley, May 29, 2011

14. "Ground Zero Mosque supporters: doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, pls refudiate." --a Tweet by Sarah Palin, which she quickly removed after being ridiculed for inventing the word "refudiate," July 1,2010

15. "Go back to what our founders and our founding documents meant -- they're quite clear -- that we would create law based on the God of the bible and the Ten Commandments." –-Sarah Palin, arguing that Judeo-Christian belief was the basis for American law and should continue to be used as a guiding force for creating future legislation, interview with Bill O'Reilly, May 6, 2010

16. "I think on a national level your Department of Law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we've been charged with and automatically throw them out." --Sarah Palin, referring to a department that does not exist while attempting to explain why as president she wouldn't be subjected to the same ethics investigations that compelled her to resign as governor of Alaska, ABC News interview, July 7, 2009

17. "I may not answer the questions that either the moderator or you want to hear, but I'm going to talk straight to the American people and let them know my track record also."--Sarah Palin, on not answering the questions in the vice presidential debate, St. Louis, Missouri, Oct. 2, 2008

18. "Oil and coal? Of course, it's a fungible commodity and they don't flag, you know, the molecules, where it's going and where it's not. But in the sense of the Congress today, they know that there are very, very hungry domestic markets that need that oil first. So, I believe that what Congress is going to do, also, is not to allow the export bans to such a degree that it's Americans that get stuck to holding the bag without the energy source that is produced here, pumped here. It's got to flow into our domestic markets first." --Sarah Palin, billed by John McCain as the nation's foremost expert on energy, clumsily answering a question while speaking off the cuff at a town hall meeting, Grand Rapids, Michigan, Sept. 17, 2008

19. "Absolutely. Yup, yup." --Sarah Palin after being asked by People magazine if she was ready to be a heartbeat away from the presidency

20. "He who warned uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed.

21. “I want to help clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism. And I have a communication degree.- Fox News interview with Sean Hannity, Nov. 22, 2010.

22. ''I haven't heard the president state that we're at war. That's why I too am not knowing — do we use the term intervention? Do we use war? Do we use squirmish?

What is it?''—Sarah Palin, on the situation in Libya, March 29, 2011

23. "Polls are for strippers and cross-country skiers" –Sarah Palin, speaking at a Tea Party rally in Iowa, Sept. 3, 2011

24. "But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies." --Sarah Palin, after being asked how she would handle the current hostilities between the two Koreas, interview on Glenn Beck's radio show, Nov. 24, 2010

25. "Ohh, good, thank you, yes." --Sarah Palin, after the Canadian prank caller complimented her on the documentary about her life, Hustler's "Nailin Paylin," Nov. 1, 2008

...and so many many more...

Friday, March 23, 2012

Memories of Sarah Palin's Alaska

The Way  We Were


Light the corners of my mind
Misty watercolor memories
Of the way we were
Scattered pictured
Of the smiles we left behind
Smiles we gave to one another
For the way we were
Can it be that it was all so simple then
Or has time rewritten every line
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me - Would we? Could we?
May be beautiful and yet
What's too painful to remember
We simply choose to forget
So it's the laughter
We will remember
Whenever we remember...


Thursday, March 22, 2012

Sarah Palin Restores Man's Sight

Blind Man signs "I Love You" to Sarah Palin.
Sarah touches (pokes) his eyes and restores his sight !

"Its God's Will"

Not to be outdone by just how awesome our President really is, Sarah must now demand a Facebook/Bristol post to refudiate this country's admiration of our Commander in Chief.

I am of course referring to this video of our President who is an inspiration to us all.

Pretty sure Sarah only knows one hand gesture, and it's not "thank you".

Oh and Sarah - - this is not about the President, it's about how he made this young man feel.  Get it? No huh, I didn't think so.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Bristol, Are You Blogging In Your Pajamas?

Bristol Blogging

You know Bristol, your Momma does not like bloggers especially in pajamas.

Bristol, be a role model for your son, go back to school and get a decent education, stop grifting and scheming, always looking for a free ride is not the way to go.  
Teach him the value of education, it is the key to many wonderful things in life and personal fulfillment, lead by example.    

Sheesh, why do I bother.  Stupid is as stupid does, right Bristol.  

h/t:  SPHASH

Happy St. Patricks's Day

Irish Soda Bread

2 cups all-purpose flour 
2 tablespoons brown sugar 
1 teaspoon baking powder 
1 teaspoon baking soda 
1/2 teaspoon salt 
3 tablespoons butter 
2 eggs 
3/4 cup buttermilk 
1/2 cup raisins

In a large bowl, combine flour, brown sugar, baking powder, baking soda and salt. Cut in butter until crumbly. In a small bowl, whisk 1 egg and buttermilk. Stir into flour mixture just until moistened. Fold in raisins.

Knead on a floured surface for 1 minute. Shape into a round loaf; place on a greased baking sheet. Cut a 1/4-in.-deep cross in top of loaf. Beat remaining 
egg; brush over loaf.

Bake at 375° for 30-35 minutes or until golden brown.

Friday, March 16, 2012

Weekend at Breitbart's

Too Soon?

Some random thoughts about my favorite Palin blogs...

I must first state unequivocally that I just adore and cherish all the blogs listed on my sidebar.  You are all wonderful and amazing writers, I commend you for your hard work and perseverance.  Thank you so much.

Shailey Tripp:  I am so proud of you!  You are a strong and courageous human being.  Love your blog, also too.  Your book should be here any day and I can't wait to read it.  You go girl, reach for the moon, even if you miss you will hit a star.

Allison:  The Palin Place:  A fresh new look at things.   Love your writing and the way you think.  I wish that you would do more posts, please.  I am constantly looking, lurking and stalking your blog. Love it!

Malia Litman:  A treasure trove of knowledge with some laughs mixed in make for a great recipe. Thank you for your words and your time.  You are a wise and funny woman. Love your blog!

Kathleen & Patrick: Politicalgates.  What can I say, you guys are the "cherry" and "sprinkles" on my ice cream sundae.  I am a big time lurker, and can not get enough of reading the comments.  You do amazing research and the community/family you have created is astonishing.  Love, love, love it! Just one request though,  please don't leave me hanging when you promise me a series of posts and don't follow through,  you shouldn't promise me candy and then take it away.   (Yes, I am the spoiled blog brat that you made me.)

SPHASH:  Your blog is funny, fearless and the snark is wonderful!  I am addicted to it also.  Love it!
You go right for the jugular, no holes barred.  Thank you.

Scharlott's Beacon:  Professor Scharlott, your perseverance and logical observations are commendable. You have given me a different perspective by explaining how the "magic" trick is done.  I am a loyal reader and must bring myself to comment more often.  Thank you for all you do and for your time.

Syrin's Blog:  Another great, funny snarky blog!   Thank you for voice Syrin.  

The IM:  Gryphen, your blog brings out a multitude of emotions in me that not too many blogs can.
You really know how to push my buttons and get me wee wee'd up.  But, I love you anyway, and most importantly appreciate your passion  hard work.  Thank you.

To all the other great bloggers who have contributed in this search for truth and are not mentioned here (so far, that is) please know that you are appreciated and are crucial part of the team and I thank you.

Peace Out

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Quote of the Day

"To compare that to Rush is ridiculous - he went after a civilian about very specific behavior, that was a lie, speaking for a party that has systematically gone after women's rights all year, on the public airwaves. I used a rude word about a public figure who gives as good as she gets, who's called people "terrorist" and "unAmerican." Sarah Barracuda. The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts."  -Bill Maher

Education is the key.


Welcome friends.  I started this blog today mainly because I have many unanswered questions, (I know right!).

I have been here since day one, starting with "that" speech/screech where I knew something was just not right about "her".  My first blog was Cajun Boy in the City which led me to Audrey and the rest is history. So yes I've been here a while. Reading literally "all of them" and "any of them".

Peace out.