Sunday, April 29, 2012

Sarah Palin Never Has An Answer, Only Criticism

sp "Words we speak in anger, attack the very gift, the very strength in another, to hide that precise flaw or wrong in ourselves!"


Criticism...It's All She's got...

Palin Criticizes Obama on Israel Policy; Calls Him 'Temporary Leader'  (May 2011)  Sayeth the "temporary half-term Governor"

Palin Criticizes Obama on Egypt  (February 2011)  Can she even find Egypt?

Palin Criticizes Obama's 'Terrorist' Connection  (October 2008)  Really? Did she forget about that SarahPac map with the crosshairs?

Palin Criticizes Obama administration on Secret Service scandal (April 2012)  Sarah, have you seen Todd?  Shailey Tripp certainly has.

Palin Criticizes Obama on Gulf oil cleanup (May 2010)  "Drill baby Drill" and let's call the Dutch.

Palin Criticizes Obama for Going on "View" (July 2010) We all know Hollywood hot reality-shows is the way to go, ask Bristol.

Palin Criticizes Obama On Abortion (August 2010)  Remember in "Going Rogue" the part about the doctor's office using wite-out over the word "abortion" and re-typing "miscarriage"... I didn't think so.  "Miscarriage" is not a medical procedure is it?

Palin Criticizes Obama for not being vetted.  (March 2012) McCain apparently doesn’t know. But Steve Schmidt and Nicole Wallace know all about it.

Palin Criticizes Obama holiday card -- and the dog.  (Dec 2011)  Seriously? The dog too.

Palin Criticizes President Obama For “Dithering” Over Libya. (March 2011) "Remember back when a politician going on foreign soil & criticizing the President sparked calls of ‘treason!’ in the Congress? Remember when anyone in this country had any goddamn character at all? I kinda miss those days."  The perfect comment from that article, thank you Legion.

Palin Criticizes Obama On Iraq Even Before Speech. (August 2010).  Wow, she couldn't even wait for the speech, she must have consulted the magic 8-ball.

Palin Harshly Criticizes  Obama's State of the Union address (January 2011) Why anyone covers this blabbering idiot is a mystery.

Palin Criticizes Obama for his remarks on Memorial Day (May 2011) Another opportunity for a dig at our President.  Bitter much?

Palin Criticizes Obama campaign commercial (March 2012).  No one twisted your words Sarah, they came out of your mouth that way, word for word. Idiot.

Palin Criticizes Obama's speech following Arizona Shootongs (January 2011) Her whine and victim speech together with the Blood Libel accusation was a real winner.  Inaccurate and offensive as usual, Chuck and Sally must be so proud.

Palin Criticizes Obama's Anti-childhood Obesity Campaign (November 2010)  Of course we can't expect her to understand that high obesity rates are directly related to high healthcare costs.

Bin Laden’s Death Photo kept secret, Sarah Palin criticizes Obama (May 2011)  I am pretty sure if he had released the photo she would have criticized him for releasing it.  BTW when is she going to release Trig's birth certificate?

Palin Criticizes
    Obama Budget (February 2011)  Never in a million years would she ever understand the "budget".  I won't even go there.

Sarah Palin Criticizes Obama on Taxes (October 2008).  We know Sarah doesn't believe in taxes, it's easier to bill the state for the kids' travel expenses.  “According to expense reports, Sarah Palin charged the state of Alaska over $21,000 for her children to travel with her on official business. In fairness to Gov. Palin, when she leaves them home alone they get pregnant.” –Seth Meyers (SNL).

Sarah Palin Criticizes President Obama On Fox & Friends, Says He’s Not Fit To Serve  (February 2012)  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.  Sarah you are an embarrassment to our country and women everywhere, you speak and behave like your running for Prom Queen. 

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt" -

. Abraham Lincoln

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Did Sarah Palin Say "Boys Will Be Boys" and "Columbian Prostitutes" too?

Here is a hilarious clip from The Jimmy Kimmel Live show.  He has a great idea for a new's about a secret service agent who falls in love with a columbian prostitute.  Sarah are you ready for your close-up?

Pretty Woman Dos

Friday, April 20, 2012

Sarah Palin's BFF Ted Nugent

Child Molester? Draft Dodger?  NRA Douchebag?



Alleged Pedophile?   (√)

In 1978, Nugent began a relationship with seventeen-year-old Hawaii native Pele Massa. Due to the age difference they could not marry so Nugent joined Massa's parents in signing documents to make himself her legal guardian, an arrangement that Spin magazine ranked in October 2000 as #63 on their list of the "100 Sleaziest Moments in Rock".  

Courtney's Underage Ted Nugent Sex Allegation 

Howard Stern Courtney Love Interview

Certified Coward & Draft Dodger? (√)

(Nugent claims) that 30 days before his Draft Board Physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene.

The last 10 days he ingested nothing but junk food and Pepsi, and a week before his physical, he stopped using the bathroom altogether, virtually living inside his pants caked with excrement and urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment.

NRA Douchbag? (√)

Ted Nugent's Attack On Obama: NRA Takes Down Video Of Explosive Remark

In a 1994 interview with Westword magazine, Nugent called then-First Lady Hillary Clinton a "toxic c---," a "b----" and a "two-bit whore."

And Sarah Palin has the nerve to attack David Letterman and Joe McGinniss.


Wednesday, April 18, 2012


Your birthday should be an awesome day that's full of silly surprises. 
It should be a day of happiness, wacky hats, and weird disguises. 
A 4-year-old's birthday should be totally cool - better than ever before.
You deserve all things fun and even much much more!

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Is Bristol Still in Love with Levi ?


So Levi has clearly moved on with his life, he and Sunny seem genuinely happy and in love.  The road ahead no doubt will be bumpy but we wish them well.  It certainly won’t be easy for them; a big grey cloud named Palin will always be looming on the horizon, waiting to attack whenever necessary. 

Bristol's reaction to this news was expressed as “sadness” “anger” and “disgust”?  Those words speak volumes. They point to many unresolved feelings for Levi. IF Bristol were truly happy with Gino, Levi would no longer matter to her.  The truth is that Bristol is still in love with Levi.  So why can’t she let him go? Could it be that her own personal issues with jealousy, and low self-esteem had anything to do with the break-up? You betcha! They would certainly cause major problems in any relationship. But instead of taking responsibility for them, she is still placing blame on Levi.  She keeps repeating the infamous mantra taught to her by her momma “it’s not my fault”, “it's always someone else’s fault”, “I’m the victim”, "yadda, yadda, yadda" so on and so forth.  But what she doesn't realize is that as long as she feels anger or resentment for Levi, she is blocking herself not only from love but from the truth as well and it makes it impossible to move on, or to let go.

She is still mad at him; she blames him for the ruined relationship, it was his entire fault, she did not have total control, which is unacceptable.  Maybe he was unfaithful, maybe he was dishonest, but what ever it was he hurt her feelings and she can’t forgive him.  She is still jealous and insecure, this emotional disorder goes hand in hand with low self- esteem.  It's definitely rabbit hole material.

It’s obvious that she is dealing with some serious self-esteem issues, her jealousy for example has been a topic on many blogs, and is linked to having a poor self-image, insecurity, fear.  Cosmetic surgery at her age is cry out for approval and validation and social acceptance it will not solve her feelings of insecurity.  None of this was her fault though; she was not born that way.  Childhood and upbringing had a great deal of influence in that area; Perhaps physical or mental abuse, negative feedback (either from parents, family, teachers, authority figures, friends).  No feedback-which just as detrimental as negative feedback.  Lack of attention and encouragement, (parents always too busy, probably on their blackberries).  Embarrassing occasions, failures, all these or any of these could be contributing factors that shape self-esteem.  I truly believe she would greatly benefit from seeing a psychiatrist and talking through some of these issues so that she doesn't pass them on to her children as it has been passed on to her .  She needs to break the cycle and rise above.  

Has anyone enlightened her to the fact that “through the eyes of  a child” criticizing the other parent is the same as criticizing him or her and not necessarily the other parent.  Meaning every time she criticizes Levi, she is also also criticizing Tripp.   One day soon Tripp will be old enough to read that book she had ghostwritten and will be able to search the Internet, he will figure it all out, and he will resent her. 

My Advice for Bristol:

Life goes by faster that you think…and now it’s time for you to put on your big girls spanx and do what's right for your son.  You have the  power to stop this drama with Levi and make things right, for yourself and for Tripp.  Is your desperation for money and/or attention that bad that you need to trash your son’s father in public? Of course Levi should be paying child support, but it’s not like you are poverty stricken like most teenagers in your position. These are custody issues that should be handled in private and in the courts, not TMZ.   Bristol, stop listening to your momma, she needs an intervention- she needs help!   She is dragging you into her dysfunctional world of lies and vindictiveness, she has given you bad advice instead of trying to get you the help you need.  Maybe, just maybe things could have worked out with Levi,  instead you are having to "worry" about Tripp’s 10 half siblings. 

Money will never buy happiness no matter what your momma tells you. You will one day discover that the most important things in life aren’t things. Forgiveness is the key to your happiness in this situation and the only way you can move forward.

One more thing …it was interesting to read to that your concern for Tripp was his feeling of humiliation because of “half-siblings.”  Huh, Really? Half-siblings, only? Think about that one for a minute; especially when you go into your “trial marriage” with Gino.  Geez Bristol I thought you learned your lesson the first time.  But I digress; anyway as I understand it, this “humiliation” is called “projection” on your part (one "projects" one's own undesirable thoughts, motivations, desires, and feelings onto someone else.)  The only way he will feel humiliated by having half-siblings is if he learns it from you.  Which reminds me have you ever read the poem “Children Learn What They Live”, one of my favorites:

Children Learn What They Live


If a child lives with criticism,
He learns to condemn.
If a child lives with hostility,
He learns to fight.
If a child lives with ridicule,
He learns to be shy.
If a child lives with shame,
He learns to feel guilty.
If a child lives with tolerance,
He learns to be patient.
If a child lives with encouragement,
He learns confidence.
If a child lives with praise,
He learns to appreciate.
If a child lives with fairness,
He learns justice.
If a child lives with security,
He learns to have faith.
If a child lives with approval,
He learns to like himself.
If a child lives with acceptance and friendship,
He learns to find love in the world.

You can never change the past, move on, move forward, and let it go. Seek happiness and peace instead of fame and fortune. 

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Who Will be Bristol's Lucky Bachelor?

Can Bristol pull off a marriage $cam one more time?  Will the media take the bait once again?  Ever since Bristol went public with her "trial marriage" announcement, I felt it was my duty to help the cause and come up some potential covers that may be of interest.  Don't they all look lovely?  Can you name the bachelors? 


Bristol wants a "reality" show so badly that she is willing to "shack up" on camera in order to sell it.  Obviuosly this poor girl can not grasp the concept that no one wants to see her on TV.  Poor thing, bless her heart.   Maybe she just wants to prove to all the "haters" that she is not a failure, and that she has a "good work ethic" just like her momma grizzly says.  No, you think it's about the money, huh? Me too.  Well, plastic surgery ain't cheap, people.

Monday, April 9, 2012

Sitting in Silence with Sarah Palin

The comedy is never ending with this woman. Sarah, you really should sit down and shut-up, you are still clueless.

Here is the link just in case the video does not work.

Thank you for the video Matt Perry

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Bristol and Gino Sitting in a Tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G


"I'm not going to have sex until I'm married, I can guarantee it" -  says Bristol Palin abstinance spokesperson and born again virgin. Bristol is now going into a "trial marriage" with Gino Paoletti, aka ("flava" of the week).  I wonder if the Candies Foundation realizes yet that they pissed away $262,500 on a hypocrite?  Wouldn't that be like paying Osama Bin Laden to be an Ambassador and tell the world what a mistake it was to bomb the WTC.  Bristol...was the Candies gig your Grizzly momma's idea of perhaps finding a legal way of  doing the unethical and immoral in the name of non-profit, for selfish reasons?  You know, just like Chile earthquake. You see Bristol, the right thing would have been to volunteer your public speaking, that way the $262,500 would have truly helped desparate teenage kids instead of paying you, the unqualified daughter of an unqualified quitter, for getting knocked up too early.  Nice way of stealing money that was donated? Bristol you do not have the skills or the talent to make that kind of money, so why do you accept it?  Is it because you are an opportunist?  Here you go:


Also too Bristol,  just because you throw the word marriage in there, does not make it OK.  FYI, "Trial Marriage"is also known as "Shacking up" "Shacked Up" "Shacked" "Shacking" means to live with a partner in "sexual intimacy" without being married.  Girl please, you pledged abstinance to OPRAH, on national TV.  Are you nutz?  Are you on drugs?  You LIED to OPRAH!  Are you aware that abstinance means NOT having sexual intercourse?  No huh, it doesn't matter to you does it and what not.  I know it was all taken out of context, a canard, the haterz are jealous, yadda, yadda, yadda.  What's next Bristol, are you shopping for magazine payola this time with Gino?  I bet you are!
Advice to Gino...get a "shack-nup"

Bristol, please tell momma grizzly to stop calling TMZ to dish on Levi, she needs to pick on people her own age, not a young man just barely out of his teens.  She is still stuck in High School isn't she? Kthxbai. 

Sunday, April 1, 2012

If I did it ... If I birthed Trig


(Part 2)

(Click here for Part 1)

If I birthed Trig at 6:30 am, I would not be sending emails or thinking about work at 8:30 am.  I would just want to hold and cuddle my baby. 

If I birthed Trig, a precious DS preemie with a hole in his heart and jaundice I would question the hospital if it was too soon to go home.  Had he met all the criteria needed for such an early discharge.  Was 36 hours enough time to evaluate him?

35 weeks          qm

If I birthed Trig, I WOULD NOT go back to work 48 hours later. Family always first!


If I HAD go back to work I would be very uncomfortable for many reasons --recovery is not easy.  Everything is swollen; the embarassing postpartum wobble, the hormones, the "fluids" gushing, you get the idea.  (TMI, I know, sorry.)

scream         peanut

If I birthed Trig and there were rumors he was my daughters child, I would not announce
her teenage pregnancy as proof to thwart off said rumors. 


If I birthed Trig, I would not schlep this precious boy around like a loaf of French bread, barefoot and half naked out in the cold for any reason – not for money and not for fame, not even for President. 


If I birthed Trig, I would look postpartum.

afterpiper          after trig

If I birthed Trig April 18, 2008 I would show you bloggers his birth certificate, you betcha !